Emily is happy.

No, not Emily, the new bachelorette; my sister, Emily…although, the topic of this blog will the newest ABC reality star.

See my sister, Emily, is obsessed with The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. Her and my Mema literally write letters back and forth to one another during each season.

I have never been a fan. Well, honestly the seasons are so long my ADHA sets in, and I get bored or forget to watch.

Well this season I'm vowing to watch. Maybe not each Monday night, but I have the DVR Season Pass set, and I will get through the episodes.

Last night's was fun because we met all the guys and instead of going on and on about how I think it is totally ridiculous for someone to go on live TV (sort of) to fall in love (or most of the time lust) I will go through my initial opinion of each dude.

Kalon- I'm pissed this guy is from my new town. He is pretentious and possibly gay.

Ryan- Cute, and the whole "I wrote down what I wanted to say so I won’t forget" while holding a piece of paper that reads "You are beautiful" on the back, was pretty original. This guy will go far.

Tony- He is a dad so I think it is an automatic few rounds. He seems a little bit dorky but we will see.

Lerone- already out and I'm glad because when it showed him at home, he had this tiny lap dog. What masculine guy walks a Chihuahua with any dignity?

David- This guy didn't get a rose either and I am glad too. He said he was a singer and my goodness he had a terrible voice. We only heard a snip it of it but it was atrocious.

Charile- This guy seems normal...minus that sweater he was wearing. And his bulldog, now that is a man's dog.

Jef- This guy is going to get annoying. Well hell, he already is. The skateboard arrival was kind of cool, but the hair; that hair has got to go.

Arie- I like this guy. He is definitely not the best looking, but he seems genuine and nice...two things hard to come by in this group.

Sean- He looks like a total Frat boy…which is not necessarily a bad thing for some gals. Me? No, thanks, but a Charlotte, NC girl might be really into this type.

Doug- He got the first rose after giving Emily a letter his son wrote her. That was a calculated move for sure, and I kind of doubt the kid even wrote it, but none the less, it was smooth and Emily loved it.

Jackson- This guy is a "fitness model" and the first thing he did when he didn't get a rose was take his shirt off. Umm, what? Douche Bag.

Joe- He got out of the limo screaming. Whoa, buddy, chill out. His hair is awful and his suit looked too small but he seemed nice enough.

Kyle- I'm sure this guy is great, but honestly all I could think of when he was shown was the Dentist from the Hangover. He looks and kind of talks like that actor. Hilarious.

Chris- This guy was one of my favorites... and then he brought out the bobble heads. That was strange but certainly not the weirdest tactic of the night...

Aaron- The biology teacher has funky, hipster glasses and they didn’t show much of him. Undecided.

Alessandro- The Brazilian…who doesn’t look at all like I would think a Brazilian would. He seems short and almost Snookie color. Strange.

Stevie- This guy is a trip. He did these crazy dance moves with a small boom box. The bright green shirt under his suit was loud and he really was enjoying stirring the pot over Kalon. I think he will be a shit-talker.

Randy- He didn't get a rose. He dressed as an old person and then ripped it off or something, it too was weird and I think he was almost embarrassed. Poor guy.

Nate- This guy was super normal and nice and I think he will go far.

Brent- Now obviously I like the name, and he seemed legit until he busted out pictures of his SIX children. Yah I knew right then he was toast.

John "Wolf"- Strange nickname but despite his Snookie tan he came across genuine.

Travis- This guy has an ostrich egg. He told Emily he would care for it throughout this process like he would care for Emily and her daughter. Ok, I get the concept but I'm sort of just waiting for that egg to smash to the ground. And a few times I thought it might last night.

Michael- He is form Austin! But his hair is almost as long as mine. And with Emily having dated the Austin guy before with Brad--the Bachelor-- I'm not sure he has a shot.

Jean Paul- I think this guy was wearing a toupee, and look at that, he didn't get a rose.

Alejandro- Obviously Spanish by the name, but half of the words he spoke were in Spanish too. Kind of over did it for me.

So those are the guys. Lerone, David, Jackson, Randy, Brent and Jean Paul went home. Still a long way to go with the other guy so we will see what happens, but I'm calling it now Ryan, Chris, Nate and maybe Arie being in the finals.

And obviously I am looking at this like the NCAA bracket not a girl who is trying to find a husband. Ha. But seriously what more could you expect from me? Tell me what yall think!

xoxo Sara Marie