Last Night...

I headed over to the mall for a little shopping with a friend last night. We grabbed a snack and walked into Nordstrom’s in search of a plain black bikini for my upcoming trip to Vegas.

After picking up literally every single black top and bottom they had in the small October selection of bathing suits, we got set up in the dressing room. Now let me say this, because we picked up all they had, I had a pretty big variety to try on from itty-bitty to standard boring bikinis.

Now Nordstrom’s is a pretty classy place…department store, yes, but not your average JC Penny. Thus, proper behavior is probably expected. And we were pretty respectable to start.

I got through a few tops and bottoms. One Ralph Lauren was particularly nice, but none of the bottoms were looking very Vegas. So I looked at what I had left and found the one that was the most fun. It was one of the itty-bitty ones. I put it on and burst into laughter.

I'm in pretty good shape. I definitely have a few pounds to lose, fine, but I'm by no means overweight. This little bitty, teeny bikini made me look obese. It was so tight and there was very little there. I walked out to show my loyal friend who was giving me her opinions, and she too rolled in laughter.

In all the commotion I forgot that the doors shut and lock automatically. So here I am, in the smallest bathing suit ever crawling underneath my fitting room door in Nordstrom’s.

Classy, Sara Marie, classy.

I think the only thing that would have made it worse would have been if the Nordstrom's lady helping me had walked in, but luckily God had enough fun with me for the night and spared me that humiliation.

Anyway, while I didn't find a black bathing suit for Vegas I did find a few other things and I will be well prepared to take on Sin City in style.

xoxo Sara Marie